Narwhals

Lyrics:

Narwhals, Narwhals, Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
coz they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals, Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polar bear in a fight
Like and underwater unicorn
They’ve got a kick-ass facial horn
They’re the Jedi of the sea
They stop Cthulu eating ye

Chorus:
Narwhals,
They are narwhals,
Narwhals,
Just don’t let em touch your balls
Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals

Inventors of the Shish Kebab!!

Shut up woman, get on my horse!

Lyrics:

Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins.

I’ve a stroke of its mane.
It turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winky.
Oooh that’s dirty!

Do you think so?
Well I better not show you
where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade,
Mmm sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah sweet lemonade.

(dance to horse playing keyboard)

Get on my horse.
I’ll take you round the universe,
and all the other places too.

I think you’ll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything.
Shut up woman get on my horse!